im so fucking horny

im so fucking horny right now

GRAB A BANANA

peel it if u have to

i think a lot of people get horny during this time of year when we're all extremely stressed (plus the weather's nice)

i'm always so fucking horny. when i'm getting some, and when i'm not. i always fantasize about library sex during exams too. why aren't daytime booty calls more socially acceptable? why aren't booty calls from girls more acceptable period?

I think it's more that people's inhibitions are generally lowered at night, due to alcohol and/or the nature of the night

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i'm also horny as fuck, i haven't gotten laid in almost a year. fuck...

the reason u havnt gotten laid in almost a year is prob because u are fucking hideous, its not rocket science.

there need to be sex rooms in the library. make it happen, jimmy.

I'm a girl, and I've only made daytime booty calls. they've worked out pretty well for me.

no one wants 'sex rooms' in the library. that is why you have your own bedroom.

There are. They're called the stacks on the C Level. They work out fairly well. Lots of shelves to grab onto for support

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Has anyone honestly done that? Has anyone seen you?

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